Science Experiment

Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
The third worm in sperm - dead.
The fourth worm in soil - alive.
So the Science teacher asked the class -
"What can you learn from this experiment?"
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms.